esexist:

yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards

crrocs:

i have seen the depths of hell

(via heavyheartthinking)

ouijamatic:

i work at chickfila and whenever something goes wrong like someone drops a drink or a customer gets loud with one of us i jokingly suggest that we all just pray about it and like half of my coworkers just nod solemnly and tell me i’m absolutely right.

(via nickelbackthatassup)

dontblink91011:

luigiman:

my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just

it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response

(via always-a-beautiful-mistake)

piadasfodas:

(Source: dubfairy, via thisiswhatiwilldo)

noshirtnoblouse:

LOOK AT HIS COCKY LITTLE SMIRK

I’M DROOLING

(via lustfulharrystyles)